Super-Duper Wacky n' Tacky Euro Adventure

Today I sadly lost a very good friend of mine. After serving me extremely faithfully since April. My faithful Sony headphones have finally given up on me. After listening to my D-Pod for at least an hour a day for that same time period, I really can't blame them. Oh, will I be able to find an adequate replacement for you dear headphones??? Probably not. you will be sorely missed. As an ode to you, I will reproduce a Russian goodbye (at least what I understood of it) that I recieved from Josh last night:

-Come here, come closer.
-Um, OK
-let me tell you something young man.
*(takes a sip of beer)
-We had fun tonight. do you know that. We had fun. You will go in joy and in peace.
*Burp!
-Wait don't go! Don't go!
-You will find much joy and prosperity in the near future.
-Josh, you're not really drunk.
-Shh boy! let me speak!
*(one more sip of beer)
-May we never forget tonight's wonders. Now go!