Super-Duper Wacky n' Tacky Euro Adventure

This entry is to let everyone know that I have fallen in love with a girl here in Russia. She is a gorgeous brunette who I just happened to pass one day in the metro. Now she meets me every day as I come home and I couldn’t be happier when I see her face. Yes I have fallen in love with the girl from the Pepe Jeans ad which sits on the ascending wall of the escalators of stancia Shabalobskaya by my apartment. And what a girl she is. If all goes well she tells me that I might one day meet her parents; a couple in a Roberto Cavalli ad in stancia Oktyabrskaya. So far no luck, but I’m hoping to soon be “in those jeans” as a wise R&B writer once espoused. Why do feel the incessant need to go buy denim products? Don’t worry mom, I think this affair stays in Moscow.